Here is a list of things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
- It's Cool Wip time!
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- Whew, that's one terrifc spread!
- I'm in the modfor a little dark meat.
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
- Don't play with your meat.
- Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
- Do you really think you'll be able to handle all those people at once?
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
- How long will it take for you to stick it in?
- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
- Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
- How many are coming?
- That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
- How long do I beat it before it's ready?
- I'm usually prefer breasts, but these legs are fantastic!
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Glad you're back to posting again! Love the list. I'll have to share it at dinner tomorrow. :-)
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