Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving Double Meanings

Okay, a regular of mine brought this list in to me last night and it cracked me up, so I thought i'd share with you. I don't know where he got it, but it's funny stuff. Enjoy.

Here is a list of things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't.
  • Talk about a huge breast!
  • Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
  • It's Cool Wip time!
  • If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
  • Whew, that's one terrifc spread!
  • I'm in the modfor a little dark meat.
  • Are you ready for seconds yet?
  • Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
  • Don't play with your meat.
  • Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  • Do you really think you'll be able to handle all those people at once?
  • You still have a little bit on your chin.
  • Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
  • I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
  • How long will it take for you to stick it in?
  • You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  • Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  • How many are coming?
  • That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
  • How long do I beat it before it's ready?
  • I'm usually prefer breasts, but these legs are fantastic!

2 comments:

  1. Glad you're back to posting again! Love the list. I'll have to share it at dinner tomorrow. :-)

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  2. Clerk K? Clerk K? Where are you? I think of you everytime I run to the convenience store. My corner store isn't so interesting. Maybe it's because they don't sell gas . . .

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